I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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