did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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