I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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