I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
This is my gift to your gina
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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