But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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