Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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