he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
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I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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