and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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