Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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