She's JV to your varsity
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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