Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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