Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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