Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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