But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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