i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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