gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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