"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
My butt remains clenched, sir.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
