sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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