absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
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