is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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