That's intense
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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