Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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