Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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