Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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