she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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