What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize