I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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