eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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