but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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