Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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