She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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