The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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