Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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