thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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