I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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