She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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