Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
It was confusing and full of hummus
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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