Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I just had sex on a roof
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
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