Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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