At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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