spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
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