Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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