hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Two words: blizzard sex
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
