So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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