brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
the gays at disneyland are vicious
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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