Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Randomize
