i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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