exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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