This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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