thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
We're too hungover to prance.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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