He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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