..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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