Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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