Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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