Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
